Posts Tagged ‘Christianity’

The problem with the world…

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Posting more lyrics from Downhere, my new favorite band. Listen to the song here on YouTube or here on Spotify.

There’s got to be some reason for all this misery
A secret evil corporation somewhere overseas
They’re pulling strings, arranging things, it’s a conspiracy

What about the ones who shape the course of history?
What if we petitioned for one grand apology?
I’ll write to my prime minister, you write your president

Well some would say the devil and his legions
They’ve put us in a headlock of submission
They lost all power over me, a long long time ago

And since I was a kid, you know, I’ve caused a lot of hurt
But no one taught me how to put myself first
It came so very naturally, I’m not a prodigy

Everybody’s wondering how the world could get this way
If God is good, then how it could be filled with so much pain
It’s not the age old mystery we’ve made it out to be
There’s a problem with the world
The problem with the world is me

So I will look no further than a mirror
That’s where the offender hides
So great is my need for a redeemer
I cannot trust myself
So I’ll trust in someone else

I fell for this song at once, simply because it’s message is so close to my favorite Jacques Ellul quote:

If the time comes when despair sees violence as the only possible way, it is because Christians were not what they should have been. If violence is unleashed anywhere at all, the Christians are always to blame. This is the criterion, as it were, of the confession of sin. Always, it is because Christians have not been concerned for the poor, have not defended the cause of the poor before the powerful, have not unswervingly fought the fight for justice, that violence breaks out.

The underlying meaning of the confession that I read aloud every sunday then is this; The problem with the world is me.

They’ll know we are christians…

Friday, November 18th, 2011

I was hungry and you drove past my refugee camp with food for your troops.
I was thirsty and you told me you the situation was too insecure to fix the water supply.
I was a stranger and you refused to learn my language or culture.
I was naked and you walked past in your battle armour.
I was sick with preventable diseases and you told me you had to train people to kill so I would be safe.
I was in prison, held without charge and no one could visit me because no one knew where I was or even whether I was alive.

Paraphrases of Matthew 25:42-43 by Simon Moyle, because as the hymn says, they’ll know we are christians by our love?!

Get ready for the smack down…

Friday, May 20th, 2011

New rule; If you’re a Christian who supports killing your enemies and torture, you have to come up with a new name for yourself.

Last week, as I was explaining why I didn’t feel at all guilty about Osama’s targeted assassination, I made some jokes about Christian hypocrisy and since then strangers have been coming up to me and forcing me to have the same conversation. So let me explain two things. One, I’m not Matthew McConaughey. He surfs a long board. And two, capping thine enemy is not exactly what Jesus would do. It’s what Suge Knight would do.

For almost 2,000 years, Christians have been lawyering the Bible to try and figure out how “love thy neighbor” can mean “hate thy neighbor” and how “turn the other cheek” can mean “screw you I’m buying space lasers.” Martin Luther King gets to call himself a Christian because he actually practiced loving his enemies. And Gandhi was so fucking Christian he was Hindu.

But if you rejoice in revenge, torture and war – hey, that’s why they call it the weekend – you cannot say you’re a follower of the guy who explicitly said, “love your enemies” and “do good to those who hate you.” The next line isn’t “and if that doesn’t work, send a titanium fanged dog to rip his nuts off.” Jesus lays on that hippie stuff pretty thick. He has lines like, “do not repay evil with evil,” and “do not take revenge on someone who wrongs you.” Really. It’s in that book you hold up when you scream at gay people. And not to put too fine a point on it, but nonviolence was kind of Jesus’ trademark. Kind of his big thing. To not follow that part of it is like joining Greenpeace and hating whales.

There’s interpreting, and then there’s just ignoring. It’s just ignoring if you’re for torture – as are more evangelical Christians than any other religion. You’re supposed to look at that figure of Christ on the cross and think, “how could a man suffer like that and forgive?” Not, “Romans are pussies, he still has his eyes.” If you go to a baptism and hold the baby under until he starts talking, you’re missing the message.

Like, apparently, our president, who says he gets scripture on his Blackberry first thing every morning, but who said on 60 Minutes that anyone who would question that Bin Laden didn’t deserve an assassination should, “have their head examined.” Hey Fox News! You missed a big headline; Obama thinks Jesus is nuts! To which I say, “hallelujah,” because my favorite new government program is surprising violent religious zealots in the middle of the night and shooting them in the face. Sorry Head Start, you’re number 2 now.

But I can say that because I’m a non-Christian. Just like most Christians. Christians, I know, I’m sorry, I know you hate this and you want to square this circle, but you can’t. I’m not even judging you, I’m just saying logically if you ignore every single thing Jesus commanded you to do, you’re not a Christian – you’re just auditing. You’re not Christ’s followers, you’re just fans. And if you believe the Earth was given to you to kick ass on while gloating, you’re not really a Christian – you’re a Texan

Title from Thousand Foot Krutch‘s Smack Down.

I surrender a few things…

Monday, January 31st, 2011

The kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field. When a man found it, he hid it again, and then in his joy went and told all his friends. Together they pitched in to construct a great building in honour of the treasure. A building which they visited once a week and celebrated what a beautiful treasure that laid hidden in the field. A few times in his life the man visited the field again, to sneak a peak at the treasure, but other than that, it hadn’t changed his life much at all.

An updated version of Matthew 13:44. Fits better.

Shame, shame, shame…

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

I wouldn’t normally care to comment on this, infact I wouldn’t have noticed it unless my friend told me about it yesterday.

There is a swedish “christian” blog that published a good scoop about a certain prominent pastor in sweden that, lo and behold, has a rusty staty of Mary the mother of Jesus in his garden. What is so terrifying is that this pastor leads the biggest evangelical (I guess it is) church in sweden, and this supposedly proves that he has sworn loyalty to the pope and the devil, leading his flock astray!

I’m trying really hard not to ridicule too much, because while I feel like laughing at it, the whole thing also fills me with great sadness and fear. My hope is that the lyrics in these two song can explain why. If you have spotify or find them on youtube, then do listen. They’re awesome songs.

First out is Derek Webb with What Matters More (unfortunatly not on spotify, I’ve posted his video before though):

You say you always treat people like you’d like to be
I guess you love being hated for your sexuality
You love when people put words in your mouth
About what you believe, make you sound like a freak
Because if you really believe what you say you believe
You wouldn’t be so damn reckless with the words you speak
Wouldn’t silence your concern when the liars speak
Denying all the dying or the remedy

If I can tell what’s in your heart by what comes out of your mouth
Then it sure looks to me like being straights is all it’s all about
Yeah, it looks like being hated for all the wrong things
And chasing the wind while the pendulum swings
We can talk and debate it till we’re blue in the face
About the language and tradition that He’s coming to save
Meanwhile we sit just like we don’t give a shit
About fifty-thousand people who are dying today

Tell me, brother, what matters more to you?
Tell me, sister, what matters more to you?

The second song comes from Relient K’s second album, and is titled Down in Flames:

Christians, we’re all afraid of fire
We prefer to suck on pacifiers
Baby pacifists, we’re throwing fits
We don’t shake hands, we shake our fists

We’re cannibals, we watch our brothers fall
We eat our own, the bones and all
Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we’re going down in flames

We’re going down, down, down in flames
We’re gonna drown, drown, drown insane

We see the problem and the risk, but nothing’s solved
We just say, “Tisk, tisk, tisk,” and “Shame, shame, shame”
Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we’re going down in flames

Christians, we mourn, the thorn is stuck
In the side of the body watch it self-destruct
The enemy is much ignored
When we fight this Christian civil war

Let me pause to clarify
Because I’m sure you’re asking, “Why?”
I stand before you and proudly claim
To belong to what this song complains
I’m part of the problem, I confess,
But I gotta get this off my chest
Let’s extinguish the anguish
For which we’re to blame
And save the world from going down in flames

Some other people have commented on this, and their level-headedness is relieving. There are some that still think. Unfortunatly, Aletheia still don’t get it. Even stranger, they start attacking Emanuel, who galantly defends himself.

What matters more…

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Derek Webb with What Matters More, a song which I understand caused some controversy when it was released this summer because of the word shit, or something along those lines.

When Jesus reprimanded the Pharisees about the way they followed the law, he did it for the same reasons as the old testament prophets reprimanded the people of their time. I believe the church today has the same problem. That is, we have forgotten what matters more.

Oh my God…

Friday, April 17th, 2009

I frequently find myself terribly vexed by my fellow christians (and my own) ability to focus solely on just a few particular and (what I percieve as) peripherial subjects when it comes to our faith.

In Sweden the biggest issues currently seems to be homosexuality and all the recent attacks on the family, when defined as being a constelation consisting of a mom, a dad and kids, exclusivly. These attacks incidentially have a lot to do with homosexuality since that is appearantly what threatens this “biblical” way of living.

Latest breaking news is that Saron, one of the bigger churches in sweden now no longer will deny membership to people that are open with their homosexuality that live in homosexual partnerships. The christian newspaper Dagen asks (what I would think is a rethorical question):

“Can you now be a member of Saron even if you are practicing homosexual?”

The leading pastor’s answer is “Yes, you can”. An answer alot of other pastors react against, and call unbiblical.

I’m not going to discuss the questions it raises for me about what membership in a church is about, or whether homosexuality is a sin or not. I might bring those issues up later.

Instead, I’m going to rephrase the question, in a way that probably hints at what I think about it anyways.

Can you be a member of Saron if you’re rich?

For Jesus this seemed to alot more troublesome when it came to having “membership” in his kingdom. The issue of riches, and being rich is several times more frequently brought up by him as a problem and a sin, than these other issues. So if the answer is yes, and the boundaries for membership are that inclusive, to even include those that are rich. Why the discussion about these other things?

The title for today’s post is from a Jars of Clay song. Can’t wait to get their new album. 3 more days now.

Update: Clarifying edits thank to John here below. My point stands though, I think.